“All of the true things that I am about to tell you are shameless lies.”
– The Book of Bokonon, Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
It is time to write.
Why tubelite? Back in the days, “tubelight” was a fond epithet for one who was the last to get the joke. Like the fluorescent lighting device which, after being switched on, hums and haws for a while, then blinks a few times in confusion, leaving the observer in suspense as to whether illumination was (ever) going to strike. An appropriate nom-de-blog for one similarly situated.